Somethings are better not overheard

Today I went for lunch at Chick-fil-a. Shortly after I got my #1 with a diet coke and took a seat a threesome sat down next to me. Let me tell you it is tough to enjoy even the most delicious of delicious chicken sandwiches with three people sitting less than a foot away talking about their sex lives. I knew way too much about way too many strangers in way too short a time. If I haven't even touched my fries and know about your latex allergies...there's a problem. Until today I have never not finished a #1 with a diet coke.